Crazy sayings

C has been saying some extra hilarious things lately that I think are blog worthy.

Tonight: "I want to poke Jesus" referring to how high he wanted to send a rocket toy. I had to turn my head and giggle silently.  Scott mildly corrected him saying, I know what you mean, but that's not the nicest way to say it.
Tonight referring to the rocket shooting again: "I want it to touch heaven."
At a party today: "Those kids are always up to something...they keep getting weirder and weirder."
With his grandparents: "This four-year-old needs a power nap."
Tonight at bedtime, "Can you move this shield (that he'd brought to bed with him)? It's mostly annoying me."

These are just in the last 12 hours.  He is a riot so much of the time with his crazy sayings.  We never know what will come out of his mouth.